• aliceitc@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 hours ago

    and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.

    The closest thing is “Stray” the best videogame humanity will ever create. You’re a cat. And there’s robots.

    i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

    I don’t know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I’m sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      5 hours ago

      i would overwhelm them with cuteness via kitten overload, and then command the kittens to lick the sandpaper lick and devour my enemies. enemy. i only did it once in the dream and it was terrifying. most of the time it was just distracting minions with cute.