the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.
i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.
i would overwhelm them with cuteness via kitten overload, and then command the kittens to lick the sandpaper lick and devour my enemies. enemy. i only did it once in the dream and it was terrifying. most of the time it was just distracting minions with cute.
Like those weird pornos I used to watch back in the day! But instead of a dick jumping out of a pizza box, it’s a pussycat!!!
the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.
i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.
The closest thing is “Stray” the best videogame humanity will ever create. You’re a cat. And there’s robots.
I don’t know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I’m sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!
i would overwhelm them with cuteness via kitten overload, and then command the kittens to lick the sandpaper lick and devour my enemies. enemy. i only did it once in the dream and it was terrifying. most of the time it was just distracting minions with cute.
lmao this would be perfect for a comic book!
i feel like i’d be retreading squirrel girl stuff after like, half an issue