The Death Note lets you kill anyone by writing their real name in the notebook, although you must know their face.
I have a special and unique hatred for Diego de Landa, burner of the Mayan books. I would remove him and as many of his associates as possible from history.
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This is the best one, IMHO. I’d want to make it painful.
Christopher Columbus never meets Queen Isabella.
Ooh, looks like Emperor Constantine was just smote by a thunderbolt from a clear blue sky in full view of the entire senate.
Maybe we won’t be spreading that cult he liked around, seems like it pissed off Jupiter something fierce.
Same idea, except I’m going all the way back for ol’ Abe. And I don’t mean Lincoln. Important clarification nowadays.
Lincoln murdered more native Americans than any other president in history
I don’t think that’s true. I doubt his numbers match Andrew Jackson’s.
I was wrong and you are right. Thank you friend.
Regardless, killing Lincoln prematurely has already been done.
John Wilkes Booth had the death note, but forgot his pen.
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Find Trump’s and every other major Nazis great great grandparents
alexander the great, indirectly probably kills just about every western despot after him and we’d all be speaking mongolian probably
My own family ancestors. If I’m never born I can never die, and become a god!
Reference from “Rant, and oral biography”Rant just kills his male ancestors and impregnates his female ones IIRC?
You might be right, it’s been a long time since I read it.
Hernan Cortes and Francisco Pizarro were distant cousins so that person… between the two though I think Pizarro was worse
Woodrow willson The leaders of the SPD in germany between 1919-1923 exept Stresemann Andrew Jackson Those are the names that come to mind right away
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The plot of Yesterday.
I would never go to an even more regressive timeline, that is suicide.
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Athanasius of Alexandra.
Too fucking easy.
Honestly I’m not even against trinitarianism there probably is something special about the number 3 as often as it shows up in world religions and philosophies but getting dedicated enough to it to develop imgroups and outgroups to start killing people over it was way outta pocket.
Christianity was way better when it was an antiimperialist death cult.
Specify that I wish to personally kill the first person to legally change their name to Rumplestiltskin Elizondo Jones III at a time of their own volitional choosing. I would then legally change my name to such and live as an immortal until such time that I decide to die. People talk about healthspans but what amount of suffering could possibly be worse than nonexistence?
I kill myself. If I have learned anything from books and movies, it’s that you don’t fuck with time travel.
as long as we’re all in agreement that whoever of us goes back has the obligation to ensure that it happens, even if it’s one of your descendants that has to make it happen.
