Thumbs way up if they’d used a little more black powder.

I was at Kroger today. I bought two things: a six-pack of beer and a $50 assortment of explosives.

The guy checking me out didn’t even make eye contact. It was such a mundane thing for him.

I’m like… what a weird holiday.

I’ll stick with “elbows up” thank you very much…

Not enough scarring

So everyone’s seen that one video 💀