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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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I can feel my horny levels rising to 30%

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I can feel my horny levels rising to 30%

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • wizblizz@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    What a terrible day to have eyes.

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    28 days ago

    Is this scene before or after she breasted boobily down the stairs?

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      Witcher reference?

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        28 days ago

        https://m1ssc0mmun1cat10n.tumblr.com/post/155059174465/male-writers-writing-female-characters

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          Funny because that’s the actual start of the Witcher…

          Quote: She came to him towards morning. She entered very carefully, moving silently, floating through the chamber like a phantom; the only sound was that of her mantle brushing her naked skin. Yet this faint sound was enough to wake the witcher - or maybe it only tore him from the half-slumber in which he rocked monotonously, as though travelling though fathomless depths, suspended between the sea bed and its calm surface amidst gently undulating strands of seaweed. He did not move, did not stir. The girl flitted closer, threw off her mantle and slowly, hesitantly, rested her knee, on the edge of the large bed. He observed her through lowered lashes, still not betraying his wakefulness. The girl carefully climbed onto the bedclothes, and onto him, wrapping her thighs around him. Leaning forward on straining arms, she brushed his face with hair which smelt of chamomile. Determined, and as if impatient, she leant over and touched his eyelids, cheeks, lips with the tips of her breasts. He smiled, very slowly, delicately, grasping her by the shoulders, and she straightened, escaping his fingers. She was radiant, luminous in the misty brilliance of dawn. He moved, but with pressure from both hands, she forbade him to change position and, with a light but decisive movement of her hips, demanded a response. He responded. She no longer backed away from his hands; she threw her head back, shook her hair. Her skin was cool and surprisingly smooth. Her eyes, glimpsed when her face came close to his, were huge and dark as the eyes of a water nymph. Rocked, he sank into a sea of chamomile as it grew agitated and seethed.

  • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Had me at hot biscuit

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      28 days ago

      The pee flavor is just a bonus

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        28 days ago

        Cuz she do NOT wipe properly

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    28 days ago

    Uhh, US biscuit or UK biscuit?

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      28 days ago

      I know right, that’s disgusting.

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      28 days ago

      US. Buttermilk biscuit. and heavy on the salted butter.

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    28 days ago

    What on earth

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    28 days ago

    #menWritingWomen 😬

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    28 days ago

    Damn yo moms a freak!

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Garth Marenghi wept.

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    28 days ago

    I just assumed it was Steven King until I read the comments here

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      Not enough jahoobie talk to be King

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    28 days ago

    Reminds me of the fortune teller / writer in After Life Season 2 (or was ir beginning of season 3?) - did they write a whole book in that style? :D

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        🫪

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