Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWe found their kryptonite!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1426arrow-down120
arrow-up1406arrow-down1imageWe found their kryptonite!lemmy.worldAnonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squaresalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up64arrow-down1·2 days agoPlease don’t plant bamboo in non-native areas. It’s much better to find a protected native species and plant those instead :)
minus-squaremister_flibble@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·24 hours agoMaybe black raspberry? Native to much of North America, edible for humans and wildlife, covered in thorns and spreads like a motherfucker.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 hours agoAlso seedy, but delicious.
minus-squarePudutr0n@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down33·2 days agoClearly putting a small dent in shareholder value is a bigger priority than conserving obsolete and inefficient ecosystems that only survive due to protectionism and tree hugging eco-fundies.
minus-square𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·edit-22 days agoI respect the omission of /s and that you’re taking this firing squad of down votes like a champ. The /s is cowardice.
minus-squarePudutr0n@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoThose who appreciate it make it all worthwhile :)
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoNot extreme enough for satire in 2026
minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoClearly the only way to protect the ecosystem is to destroy it ourselves?
Please don’t plant bamboo in non-native areas. It’s much better to find a protected native species and plant those instead :)
Maybe black raspberry? Native to much of North America, edible for humans and wildlife, covered in thorns and spreads like a motherfucker.
Also seedy, but delicious.
Clearly putting a small dent in shareholder value is a bigger priority than conserving obsolete and inefficient ecosystems that only survive due to protectionism and tree hugging eco-fundies.
I respect the omission of /s and that you’re taking this firing squad of down votes like a champ.
The /s is cowardice.
Those who appreciate it make it all worthwhile :)
Not extreme enough for satire in 2026
Clearly the only way to protect the ecosystem is to destroy it ourselves?