But see, when people don’t have food, some tend to steal it. Because starving makes you do things you don’t normally do. Then they can get caught and be sent to for profit prisons and used as slave labor. It is a win win scenario because they won’t have to steal for food anymore! /s
Republicans love fucking kids.
The GOP: Fuck them kids but also fuck them kids.
Everyone: “hey can we increase support for parents, kids etc?”
Democrats: “how about we pay for daycare for your kids while you’re working for our clients businesses?”
Republicans: “Look, not enough kids are selling their bodies for food”
me when this would be funny if it wasn’t true
Republicans:
Oh hey, is that Kansas about to relax child labor law?
Couldn’t be…
Guys, are we winning yet?
Guys?
Something something guns something.
