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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

I just want to make your teeth clench.

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I just want to make your teeth clench.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    I would wash and recycle those so hard.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Weird that you would have an erection while washing these…

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        I am what nature made me…

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          Ignore that judgy judge. You are not alone brother. There are dozens of us, DOZENS!

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      Would you refill them with off brand ketchup with extra salt and sugar?

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        nah. I’d refill them with packets swiped from fast food places

      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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        CAN I!??! 😍

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      I’d skip the middle man and put them in the trash.

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        Those are likely PET bottles which are highly recyclable. There are a few plastics that are recyclable in large enough pieces. It’s just that so much of our packaging and products are just mixed or thin plastics with a lot of printing which are not in any way recyclable.

        Now when I say recyclable I mean plausibly do-able at scale, with a decent quality output material suitable as feedstock for manufacturing, not profitably recyclable. I don’t think any plastic recycling is profitable.

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          Even the plastics that are actually able to be recycled generally aren’t. I still throw them in the recycling bin, but all the evidence suggests that the vast majority of recyclable plastics specifically sorted to be recycled just… aren’t.

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    Are you having some kind of wedding so you can marry the ketchups?

  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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    Fingering the bottle with your pinky goes a long way. This is dead serious and not a period joke, I repeat, this is not a period joke.

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    whoever did this should not be in your life

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      What if it’s them? The ketchup was coming from inside the house!!!

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    Nice queef collection.

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