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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up78·1 day agoI, too, always keep an open bottle of vodka in my car, accessible from the driver’s seat. It’s just common sense.
minus-squaremasta_chief@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·22 hours agoThe vast majority of accidents are caused by sober drivers. Thank you for doing your part to keep our roads safe!
minus-squaresuperduperpirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·21 hours agoA fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·21 hours agoNo meth pipe? No videos of you putting kittens in dumpsters? Fucking amateur
minus-squaresuperduperpirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 hours agoI know. I’m slacking off. My bad.
I, too, always keep an open bottle of vodka in my car, accessible from the driver’s seat. It’s just common sense.
The vast majority of accidents are caused by sober drivers. Thank you for doing your part to keep our roads safe!
A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.
No meth pipe? No videos of you putting kittens in dumpsters? Fucking amateur
I know. I’m slacking off. My bad.