I don’t feel blessed
With the vomit
In my chest
I feel like coughing
Vomit coffin
Vomit coffin
Vomit coffin
Vomit coffin
If I puke while shitting do I become a god?
You get the “leaking from both ends” achievement.
Saw this while shitting
So… Ayahuasca?
Nirvana of V O M I T
Don’t blame phones for ruining shitting. Before phones, we had shampoo labels to read.
And magazines. Books. Remember how people used to keep books by the toilet and I was always thinking. Ewwwww
Who does that?
but if a friend hands me their phone to show me something I never worry if the last time they went to the bathroom they were holding it.
Bro that’s what VR goggles are for. Duh…
Bruh clearly isn’t shitting hard enough
The clarity for about ten seconds after puking is peak.
That’s why the neuralink is coming. Think of all the unrealized ad revenue when we’re doing things like sleeping, or puking, or fucking OP’s mom.
Your mom says hi, by the way.
many years ago a person I knew was using their phone while throwing up, they also happened to be on acid at the same time and they drank wayyy too much fruit punch.
They had been attempting to get to the bathroom while looking at their phone.
It was black and white checkered floor. I wasn’t on acid, so I told my friend to go ahead and to take a shower to cleanup and I’d handle this. This was a reddish brown vomit, looked like a murder scene.
The great sage Han-Tyumi
So . . . Literal shit post.
It is quite cathartic
I’ll be taking my phone with me the next time I need to puke.
There is no god! Lol
