Hey OP, guess what your parents did to make YOU! They had sex and I don’t mean the normal kind either.
They had wet balls slapping, pussy gushing raw sex to make you. They really went at it. For days at a time. Creampie everytime with fingers in the arse to stimulate. If you didn’t like reading this maybe consider not shoving your weird morals in our faces we won’t shove our cunts into your face.
This is a bit unnecessarily mean. OP made a post about themselves and how they react to a very personal and intimate act being “publicized”. While OP might need therapy, they aren’t shoving jack shit in anyones face. Instead you’re going out of your way to say things that you think would make OP uncomfortable.
In bird culture that’s considered a dick move.
Am I gregnant?
How is babby formed?
Why be embarrassed to have sex? Be happy to have sex.
Dehumanization
“We’re trying for a baby!”
Oh, cool, he’s raw-dogging you all the time and you’re stewing in it ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
I swear Americans have a very weird hangup about people having sex.
Wait until you go to Japan. You haven’t seen anything yet.
Is the reason I haven’t seen anything yet because of the censor bars?
Is there a website, or…? Purely scientific interest.
Foreigners aren’t allowed, haha
You could do IVF.
Arguably more invasive but doesn’t require sex!
Nope, conception could have occurred via artificial means.
sex is good actually
Well yeah as long as you wear the garment.
Not only did my parents have sex (ew), but also, I didn’t fuckin’ ask to be here. Now I have to do shit like:
- Have a job,
- Pay bills,
- Go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills…
- Brush and see a dentist regularly,
- Wear pants,
- Be anxious, depressed, autistic, and attention insufficient,
- Take medications for the above conditions,
- Poop,
- Pee,
- Eat healthy regularly,
- Not get fat despite all of the easy to get calorie-dense foods out there,
- Schedule checkups with a doctor, and eventually
- Die
And society (whatever that is) expects me to have sex and have kids, too! UGH.
Don’t forget the probability of getting an incurable disease!
How the hell did all this human form get on my incorporeal essence?
Thanks mom.
Have 2 kids. Double it and pass it on.
Wait 4 kids because you need 2 people to make baby.
A language shitpost? Interesting.
“Embarrassed” was a word that meant pregnant out of wedlock, though we don’t really use it that way anymore. The sentence could be read to mean “the thought of pregnancy makes me pregnant”. I’m surprised Japanese comics haven’t found this one.
It’s still used in Spanish. Ella está embarazada (She is pregnant)
Many children today have been conceived in a lab, without sex. Their parents may also have had sex but pregnancy isn’t “proof.”
You can get pregnant without sex. E.g divine conception
Thats still sex with god.
Yeah and parents taking their kids to the playground is the worst. Perverts like that have no business being around kids!!!1
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