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StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours ago

Perfect crime

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Perfect crime

sh.itjust.works

StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours ago
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    I want this kind of a villain. Not because it’s smart, but because it is petty.

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    We, uh…we all just going to ignore the fact that he already has a supply of this guys urine?

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      He’s actually the tech at the urinalysis lab, and this guy made an ill-advised gross joke when handing his sample over last time.

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    Do we know who the artist is?

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    That’s exactly how I wanna die.

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