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Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

Ever create an account just to leave a negative review?

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Ever create an account just to leave a negative review?

sh.itjust.works

Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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    11 hours ago

    People in comment sections of all porn videos are almost always just ruthless to the guys.

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      As if he didn’t already blow the major load earlier, poor fella had to stick it out cuz it’s his job. So much pain, I’ll pray for him

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    Poor guy probably had to do 6 takes on the cumshot and was just shooting dust and spiders at that point

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      From everything I’ve read about the male performer side of this industry, that’s likely correct.

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    Then on the other end of that you’ve got the Brazzers ads with what looks like a super soaker filled with Jergens lotion.

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      Im pretty sure they basically are, except they use cetaphil

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        We just keep reinventing the 12-step skincare routine don’t we?

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    Sometimes when I experience small petty outrage at something I think of this comment.

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    Don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they will shoot fake cum up their urethra for the big cumshots

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      What an unfortunate day to have eyes.

    • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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      How would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?

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