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lín-niâ-khah-hó
I’m a fan of pendejo. If you’ve never heard someone say it you’re missing out. It’s always said with such utter contempt and the “de” is emphasized so hard it’s practically spit out.
Runner up: puta madre
Jamaican - bomboclaat
petaQ
Never looked up the spelling, so I’ve been calling this ‘sauce for cowards’ for years now:
Russian, сука блять (cyka blyat) (fucking shit, bitch whore). блять just sounds to me like someone mini vomiting or coughing while theyre cursing.
cyka - bitch blyat - fuck
Kinderficker has been sadly relevant lately.
Pizdets
Klootviool (bullock violin)
Teringlijer ( sufferer of typhoid)
Zakkenwasser (scrotum cleaner)
I love all dutch swearing, as a microbiologist there is something particularly satisfying being able to tell somebody to ‘krijg de tyfus’ or to call somebody a ‘pleurislijer’
Yeah the disease thing is weird and wild.
It’s interesting which diseases are ok to swear with and not.
Typhoid and cancer are ok, but cerebral palsy or aids aren’t.
Cancer is very much a controversial one depending on who you’re with
Oh yeah it is.
I meant in context of Dutch swear words, though. It’s one of the most common swears, almost on the level of English fuck.
In not saying fuck isn’t controversial in English as is one of the two words that have a ‘the F word’ status to refer to it without saying it. However it’s the most commonly used swear around.
So that’s what I tried to say, but controversial was the only word that worked for me.
Klootviool is kinda similar to Arschgeige. I don’t know what it is with violins and private parts.
Or the Americans and their tiny violin.
Merde.
Kurva/kurwa always sounds fun to say to me
jævlig, jævel, and jævla in norwegian are quite versatile. i am learning it as it’s the language of my ancestors and my dad raised me learning it, but sadly, i only learned basic norwegian thru youtube videos he showed me and i’m the only one actively (though on-and-off) learning it. jævlig is like “terrible” but it means “devilish”, but you can also say something is “jævlig god” which is like “fucking good”.
jævel is a noun, so “en rik jævel” is a “rich fuck”. this might be useful for my friend who says stuff like “the horny fuck” or «den kåte jævelen». so it’s like “the fuck” (noun) or “fucker”.
jævla is like fucking, for example, «ei jævla tispe» is a fucking bitch, or you could say «en jævla tispe», i’ve heard both. “the fucking bitch” is either «den jævla tispen» or maybe «den jævla tispa», but im still learning.
Tabernac!
Well, I’ve found my new ringtone.
J’aime aussi tabarnak mais calise est proche. En español, puta mierda es mi favorita. Y también, porque yo soy Tica, nosotros decimos “mae” mucho (but that’s not a real curse, it just means dude)
High five to n’importe qui me puede entender 🙌🏼
你老母大減價!
