J’aime << tabarnak >>
petaQ
Never looked up the spelling, so I’ve been calling this ‘sauce for cowards’ for years now:
Jamaican - bomboclaat
I’m a fan of pendejo. If you’ve never heard someone say it you’re missing out. It’s always said with such utter contempt and the “de” is emphasized so hard it’s practically spit out.
Runner up: puta madre
Russian, сука блять (cyka blyat) (fucking shit, bitch whore). блять just sounds to me like someone mini vomiting or coughing while theyre cursing.
cyka - bitch blyat - fuck
Pizdets
Kinderficker has been sadly relevant lately.
Merde.
你老母大減價!
Hundagrübbal sakazement no’ mol!
HURENSOHN!
jævlig, jævel, and jævla in norwegian are quite versatile. i am learning it as it’s the language of my ancestors and my dad raised me learning it, but sadly, i only learned basic norwegian thru youtube videos he showed me and i’m the only one actively (though on-and-off) learning it. jævlig is like “terrible” but it means “devilish”, but you can also say something is “jævlig god” which is like “fucking good”.
jævel is a noun, so “en rik jævel” is a “rich fuck”. this might be useful for my friend who says stuff like “the horny fuck” or «den kåte jævelen». so it’s like “the fuck” (noun) or “fucker”.
jævla is like fucking, for example, «ei jævla tispe» is a fucking bitch, or you could say «en jævla tispe», i’ve heard both. “the fucking bitch” is either «den jævla tispen» or maybe «den jævla tispa», but im still learning.
Klootviool (bullock violin)
Teringlijer ( sufferer of typhoid)
Zakkenwasser (scrotum cleaner)
I love all dutch swearing, as a microbiologist there is something particularly satisfying being able to tell somebody to ‘krijg de tyfus’ or to call somebody a ‘pleurislijer’
Yeah the disease thing is weird and wild.
It’s interesting which diseases are ok to swear with and not.
Typhoid and cancer are ok, but cerebral palsy or aids aren’t.
Klootviool is kinda similar to Arschgeige. I don’t know what it is with violins and private parts.
Or the Americans and their tiny violin.
Kurva/kurwa always sounds fun to say to me
J’aime aussi tabarnak mais calise est proche. En español, puta mierda es mi favorita. Y también, porque yo soy Tica, nosotros decimos “mae” mucho (but that’s not a real curse, it just means dude)
High five to n’importe qui me puede entender 🙌🏼
Tabernac!
Well, I’ve found my new ringtone.
