I should call her…
thats probably fine
That’s cool, but have you made bacon turtle burgers before?

I can’t imagine these cooking through properly.
Yet, they did. I’d definitely use a lower heat than normal, but they cooked through just fine. Watch out for the bacon grease flaming up, of course.
The bacon wasn’t chewy and/or undercooked?
Nope. That would have been a failure.
Do them in the oven if you prefer, just make sure they’re on a rack so they’re not stewing in their own juices.


Show us more.
Can’t, they got ate.
Needs its own recipe post
No real recipe, just copy what you see. Ground meat, 3 weiners per turtle (one doen the middle, two halved for feet), wrap in raw bacon (4-8 strips), and grill until the ground meat and bacon are cooked.
Ok so I DO waffle stomp some burger meat over my star of David dog before I baconate it
I’d try one. If they are from the bbq and smoked i’d probably take two.
(What worries me is the lack of jalopenos in there)
Replace the sad weiner with a glorious sausage, update the ground meat with jalapenos, minced onions and cheese and this become S-tier food for cookouts, tailgate parties, backyard barbecues and pubs.
Wrap them in bacon to become king of the party
Stop flirting with me.
Glorious sausage would end up undercooked then the burgers were right, or the burger would be overcooked when the sausage was done.
Not really. Ground meats with shit in them with casings (sausage) will cook roughly the same as other ground meats with shit in them without casings. (Patties) Very similar.
Unless you like burgers medium-rare.
I always associate smoked food with slow, low temp cooking. You dont want low temp cooked ground meat… Or at least you shouldnt want it.
I believe slow cooked bbq and smokers will aim for temps between 225 and 275 Fahrenheit. Sure it will take a while, but as long as the temp reaches the internal temp of 160 during this process, which it will, it’s perfectly fine.
It’ll dry out the beef something bad, though.
Smoked shotgun shells will change your mind
Whats wrong honey? You haven’t fucked your hamdogger
It’s stupid but I’ve seen stupider.
See my comment with bacon turtle burgers.
So much grease!
And yet not enough.
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