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As opposed to any other 2026?
December 31, 11:59 PM, everyone watches the 2nd health bar appear
PS: CONSUME
Please don’t buy crap like this, especially not as a gift.
No one needs a corncob dildo handle. They work just fine without one.
Is that an auto masturbator for corn cobs?
No, the corn is for reference only. This is a dick flayer.
Instructions unclear, I’m in the ER having to explain why I fell on it with a raging boner to the doctor.
Just tell them you were really corny
Consume
