When ICE deported all my mexicans
I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I said “Paint my house.” I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.
She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”.
I said, “Wow, that was fast.”
She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”
I have this friend, a lady electrician.
I met her at a reddit meetup. She told us this amusing story of working downtown. She was outside one of the downtown big corp buildings, on the street side. Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette on her break.
And this dude pulls up to her in his car. Rolls down the window.
Asks her if she’s working.
To which she replies. “Yeah I’m working”. At which point the conversation moved to her realizing he was asking her if she was a prostitute.
This happened In the middle of the day. A work day. She’s wearing work clothes. Tool belt. The whole thing.
And this guy thought she was a “working gal”.
You don’t pour concrete, you place it.
OP: Management
Top Comment: Professional
10 years of my life summed up in a phrase. We didn’t only do concrete, but my crew was the best at it so we had any of the jobs that came up.
This looks like an illustration from wikiHow and now I wanna know which article needed it.
Maybe they could lay some carpet, if you know what I mean
"How are your roofing skills?
“pouring concrete” is a euphemism for shitting on someone’s chest.
False
doesn’t have to be.
be the change you want to see…
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