Incase anybody else was looking for the actual article:
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
I swear baby, this never happens
This is the sign I’ve been waiting for!
The beacon has been lit.
Dildo calls for… aid.
Blows the horn to summon the knights of Rohan
Lord of the Rings: Rohan Nights
LOTR gets horny.
Canada will be the home for the next Virgin Mary and the second birth of jesus
This is 100% true, most of my family lives nearby there. It was quite exciting that the neighbouring town was getting so much attention! Small town Newfoundland never gets mentioned in the news outside of local publications, so it was quite cool. It did lead to a huge spike in tourism which some people have differing opinions on, however.
How come nobody commented with that Austin Powers clip yet? Fine, I’ll do it myself.
I loved this scene so much as a kid.
Dammit, I knew my dildo got lost in the mail!
You’re in such luck! I found your mom’s, too!
I’ve seen this before. Give it a little time and it’ll wilt.
But only because it’s cold, honest! That’s totally normal, trust me!
