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She calls me “Bill Hoffman” and I call her “Bill Hoffman’s wife”
My wife does not address me as captain
We both address each other as wife, reveling in the ambiguity
“When we’re a bit more endearing than usual”
Me: “…go on…”
I most often say my little batcave and she thinks it’s hilarious
Do you hang upside down inside her?
Bae caught me slippin
