• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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    What the actual fuck.

    Bullshit like this, and the fact that there are soamy who believe it, is the reason I have zero hope left for the United States.

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    2 hours ago

    Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happen. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?

  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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    Even the Holy Spirit makes an appearance, you know shit’s about to get real when the Magic Bird shows up.

    After this photo, Jesus pulled out a knife and immediately began collecting foreskins from screaming students, He hates those!

    Foreskins, not the students. He loves every one of them. That’s why they must burn in Hell forever

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    13 hours ago

    A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.

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    Wasn’t the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.

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    I have heard of supply-side Jesus, is this another new form of him? Fascist Jesus - He promoted hate and division and blaming acts on people who had nothing to do with it.

    All hail Fascist Jesus and don’t forget to subscribe to the Anti-Woke Jesus Network for only $19.99 a month to ensure your soul is ready to purge your fellow Americans.

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    No he’s not angry with the liberals for killing Charlie (because an far right kid did that), he is angry because they didn’t morn his death.

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    Why aren’t those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?

    Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?

    I doubt He’s furious at anyone. He’s too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.

    Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where ‘christfully’ (note they couldn’t even give the guy’s name a capital ‘C’) is in the Bible.

    Also …

    How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!