• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    24 hours ago

    Why aren’t those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?

    Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?

    I doubt He’s furious at anyone. He’s too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.

    Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where ‘christfully’ (note they couldn’t even give the guy’s name a capital ‘C’) is in the Bible.

    Also …

    How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!