Also his lower intestine is filled with a plug of moss and pinecones, which have trapped the material in his digestive system, stopping digestion entirely, which he will now need to expel in a painful and gruesome deification so it can start up again.

Much like me in the morning

But he doesn’t need coffee for it :/

My wife works at the Seattle Zoo. Two weeks ago, she was visiting a friend on a different team at work, and they got a little too loud laughing and catching up…they woke up Bobbi. She was not pleased.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

I never knew Teddy Bears were real