Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
Damn, you’re right :(
Wait… how did you confirm that?
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Yeah! OP needs to share this portal technology so the rest of us can uhh, test this theory, you know, for science.
This makes no sense to me; please explain
Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
I don’t see how it would be different in that regard than 69ing which I’ve always enjoyed giving and receiving of
Are you saying you’d be more focused on giving yourself pleasure than romantic partner?
No, I am in fact saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words stating just that.
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One possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented.
I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!
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You already can. You don’t need friends to go and enjoy a meal at a restaurant, just pick any place you like and…
Oh.
This has been asked and answered by a surprisingly large fandom, try a search for “portal panties”
depends on the size of the portal.
Yes, until then yoga lessons is a good investment.
Meh I’ll wait
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Hmm. Portal gloryhole.
The portal gun was not made for this.
Would Cave Johnson get mad at people abusing his invention?
Or would he immediately cancel all other tests, and start exclusively testing all the self pleasure applications for his invention?
Yes
You could also set up some anal beads connected to the emergency alarm cord in a disabled toilet.
If magic fantasy tech is real can I magic fantasy?
Just don’t be in there when it closes.
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