LMAO at anyone who made, or paid for, a PornHub account.
“Yes, I would like to log into PornHUB using my GMail account, please, for my convenience” - I just checked, they have SSO for Gmail and Twitter! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m dying
Who knew that blackmailing people with their browser histories would bring down western civilization?
I was expecting “we are fucked” after “here’s what we know so far”.
Don’t worry though, because there’s no way your ID verification for adult sites will ever get leaked
Millions of fake IDs have been leaked.
Oh, but the children are safe and priority and that’s why they want to verify them. Oh but the children. Think about the children!!! CHILDREN!!!
Children is all US Republicans seem to be able to think about…
Release the pornhub files!
This why they are against store peoples ID. And this why those websites should never do it.
Yep - it’s a good thing they just IP block users in ID check states or this could have been REALLY bad.
The next argument would then be, “then the site should not exist”
Porn ban complete.
I’ll never understand why people create accounts in the first place
To argue in the comments 😅
I never saw it myself, but I heard someone posted the big moment of Avengers Endgame in the comments of a lot of videos.
We all saw that… cummin
It’ll be fun finding all those “antiporn”, “antidei”, “antilgbtq+” fine people watching exactly that. Bonus points for .va domains.
.va = Vatican city officials, for those too lazy to Google.
Oh god the male baby boomers will never recover from this.
The most embarrassing part about this would be people finding out you actually pay for porn
I have heard people try to explain why they log in on porn sites: It saves your favorite videos, it recommends new videos and it makes it possible to see paid content.
All three things are reasons why I don’t want to log in. Yeah, like I want a list of my perversions attached to my name.
That’s way too much dedication to something that should take me like five minutes. People are crazy
It’d be fine by me if gov’s weren’t so puritanical.
Oh noes my porn viewing history!
Imagine the juicy search history’s people might be able to link up with bigots and racists. Let’s find JDs account, $5 there’s couch fucking videos.
“Here’s what we know so far”
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Hay guys maybe we should just let this one go, ya know l.
We don’t really need to dig any deeper, I’m sure it’s fine.
