Your dad and your partner switch bodies. The only way to switch them back is to bang one of them.
Do you bang your partner in your dad’s body or do you bang your dad in your partner’s body?
3-way, duh. Get it while you can.
And they will probably switch back right after climax so youre still at it.
This is evil.
Would you rather stop and think or be punched in the crotch?
Dear God please punch me.
Fingers for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingers?
Urp
Fingers for eyelashes. If can bend them, this is even better. That means I can flip people off with “my eyes” and in rare occasions, quadruple flip people off.
More fingers is always the best option.
One my best friend asked me during my senior year of high school:
Would you rather run through the school naked with a bag over your head, or run through without the bag and wearing only underwear?
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?
Well, I still have cheese, sooo…
Never had either so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How the fuck have you never had cheese?
Giving or receiving?
You giving out cheese?
Occasionally…
All of it.
Never liked cheese so that’s easy!
I can’t live without one of these. I’ll let the audience decide which.
I can keep eating cheese for free then? Great!
I’m vegan. Easy choice. Superiority of veganism hits again.
Is it vegan to swallow cum though?
When I was in the army, this one was popular: “would you rather sleep with someone who was in every way an attractive, feminine woman but she comes and was born with a dick and balls (let’s just say they’re not too threatening but they’re still there), or someone who was in every way an attractive, masculine man (bald with a beard!) but came and was born with a pussy?”
If they’re both attractive, I know plenty of people that would go with both.
Threesome.
If I’d rather eat a shoe or eat pizza outside of Connecticut.
I’ve never heard of Connecticut as a pizza culture, and pizza is literally 90% of my body by weight.
Just googled New Haven pizza… looks like typical mall fare? Thin crust pizza is okay sometimes, I guess, but I’d hardly call it the best pizza around.
so looking into this on the Wikipedia I can comfortably say New Haven, Connecticut is comprnsating harder than a lifted truck flying a dozen Gadsden flags. I’ll have to try it myself, but the description sounds like a hipster joint with bad taste.
That’s insane coming from me because I’ll gladly die on the hill that the right way to enjoy food is the way you enjoy it.
Oh, yeah. Big time. When you’ve got a minute, look up “pizza capital” (provided you’re in the US).
If England was playing Israel at football, who woukd you (A Scot) support?
Would you rather do Hemodialysis or Peritoneal dialysis?
Quadriplegic and nonverbal/locked in or profoundly mentally disabled.
Basically you get your mind or you get your body, not both.
