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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number

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How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.

    • papalonian@lemmy.world
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      leaves the girls belted in

      If I’m ever in a relationship again, I’m finding a way to drop this line. That’s hilarious.

      • danekrae@lemmy.world
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        If I’m ever in a relationship again

        I could learn from that optimism.

    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Sometimes you get tired!

  • ohlaph@lemmy.world
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    20

    • polydactyl@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      20

      • TeddE@lemmy.world
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        Hindsight is…

        • LBP321@lemmy.world
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          Naked

          • TeddE@lemmy.world
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            Ain’t that the naked truth?

  • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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    • tatterdemalion@programming.dev
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      Depends on if I had sex or not. I’m not putting them back on after, but I also don’t really see the need to take them off just to go to sleep.

  • ikidd@lemmy.world
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    20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?

  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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    Usually 18, sometimes 3.

    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Same. Depends on the weather.

  • daannii@lemmy.world
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    Most women don’t sleep in bras. Or as I call them “titty jail”.

    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.

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        Yes I know the trick and can remove a bra without taking my shirt off in about 7 seconds.

        I don’t know how we learn this. But it’s just something we figure out and perfect at some point.

  • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world
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    18 doesn’t matter if it’s hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.

  • ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭@lemmy.world
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    20 lol

  • ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world
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    20 unless it’s really cold

    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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      Just pile more blankets on

      • ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world
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        Yup. I usually have a down comforter sloppily rolled up down one side of the bed and can easily grab it if need be. Lightweight and extremely effective.

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    Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated

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    1. Occasionally 9. I can’t imagine sleeping in a bra, that seems dreadfully uncomfortable.
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      I wouldn’t sleep with a bra, either. It’s just an unnecessary layer, preventing my skin from breathing properly. The straps would also be just in the way. I’m a cis male, though.

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        Seems bad for circulation too.

  • Beesbeesbees@lemmy.world
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    1, always

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    15, (I’m a dude)

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    It used to be 20. But my wife claims I leave skidmarks on the sheets.

    Now it’s 17.

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      😳

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      Bro noo…

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      Now it’s 17.

      Good…

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