I will never understand your bizarre culture of ritual genital mutilation, but this is great!
it has something to do with breakfast cereal, the whole story is stupid
Because yahweh likes the smell of rotting foreskins, per his own words.
This means that Abraham made a tall pile in his house of the foreskins from the many people that he had circumcised. He piled them, one on top of the other, in his house and a stream of blood flowed from these foreskins. The Holy One said to the angels: let us go to Abraham’s house to visit the sick. The angels said: Lord of the Universe, it stinks and it is quite repulsive in Abraham’s house, because of the foreskins. God said: in my eyes the smell of the foreskins is much better than the pleasant odors of all the incense, as the verse says, “I will betake me to the mount of myrrh”
idk it’s just something kinda fun to do i guess
I guess a Bris fits under “any excuse to party”.
What else will they put into skincare products
If you do it to a girl it’s straight to prison, but for some reason when it’s a boy they call it tradition
Moisturize….me
I hope it returns to my body like when the T1000 got to the piece of him that broke off on the car
It will, brother. I believe.
Make a couch out if him
Okay but in recent years baby foreskins have not been discarded. They’ve been scientifically processed for stem cells and into ointments that wealthy people rub onto their faces for ointments of eternal youth.
Thanks, I feel better.
I’m restoring my foreskin right now and so thinking about this reminds me of people who take the tomato off a hamburger and then add ketchup…
I didn’t even know that was a thing! The foreskin thing or the tomato thing.
Yeah, I was cut way too tight so I had (slightly) painful erections for years. Turns out it was a pretty quick fix with some dedication (like 3 months). HUGE quality of life improvement. But I’m not stopping until I look intact!
IIRC, this is from Dr. Who(?)
Dr. Who (2005) S01E02, to be exact.
And JD Vance.
