I’m going to a cabaret show tonight and I wanted to get in costume. I tried to make some fake cigarettes but now I’m worried I’ll these will make me look like a perverted vampire. What’s the consensus team?
… I don’t think anyone could mistake these for used tampons.
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There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were really quite stable
And every full moon
She would get a spoon
And drink herself under the tableEhhhh they’ll pass but I’d have used orange.
Mottled with gray
Bluntsjoints dipped in ketchup.Too different a form factor to ever think they might be tampons to me
…I don’t mean to be rude but like have you seen a tampon before?
Absolutely nothing like a used tampon.
Don’t be shy. Go as a perverted vampire with real tampons and fake blood. Own it.
a little orange would make them more like cigarettes, just saying
I agree with others, much too red
They look like cigarettes to me.
I mean if you’re worried about it you can buy a ceramic one-hitter that looks close enough to a cigarette at 20 feet from any head shop for like $5.
No
Looks like red chalk wrapped in paper. I remember having those in school around the end of the previous millenium - The paper prevents your fingers from being stained.
Try an orange or a softer, warmer red for the lit end and an orangey/tan/yellow for the filter. They do resemble hand rolled cigs, but the red looks more like sauce than fire which kind of throws it off
