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Jokes on them, the nearest Boston Market to me is in another state.
Boston Market isn’t real.
it can’t hurt you.
Chicken are real though
Chicken are birds. And you know what they say about birds. They’re not real.
I chuckle when I see an official account being left dumbfounded by an absurd reply.
I wouldn’t pay more than $9 for you.
Go get a whole roto-chicken for less at the grocery store! You can probably get a full mashed potatoes and bag of frozen peas and have 4 meals for only a few bucks more.
I love to debone you in the kitchen.
“My, you’re very juicy today”
“I’m going to spatchcock you so hard.”
I really wish that guy from Boston Market hadn’t fucked you before dinner.
wtf mates.
You look amazing, seeing you there it feels like I’ve been waiting all day just to see you in your naked splendour. And those gorgeous thighs, woof
I can’t wait to serve you to my family
Or the slightly more graphical: my dad said you taste great
I know my dad has done you better but I want to try too.
I’m going to eat you on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy, you succulent bird…
why don’t you talk back?
Oil me up I’m going in
I miss Boston Market.
