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He doesn’t need to eat in the standard manner, he can just strain krill out of the ocean like a whale.
Every time I have chicken soup, there’s never any chicken bits in it
*Harrumphs and blows out his mustache, showering the locality in chicken globs*
How do you even kiss that man?
Something tells me philosophers are typically not too concerned with attracting sexual partners.
women flock to them like flies on poop though. maybe i should have studied brain studies when i was in the schools.
I could probably grow a mustache like that, but I think my chances of getting kissed are low enough as it is.
very [ee]nteresting.
What does not kill you makes you stronger. Chew that hair.
