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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

$1,000 richer

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$1,000 richer

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    For $1,000 bucks you can call me slurs for 8-hours straight.

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      That’s $125/hr. That’s a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I’m not called slurs.

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        “Most.”

        Sorry you have to put up with that crap at all.

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          I mean, usually it’s me being mean to myself.

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            “Why’re you hitting yourself?” - as my older brother makes me do so by whipping my arm around…

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    Anybody offering?

  • Neomega@lemmy.world
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    That is the answer I would expect from logic Queen

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      Are you implying she’s the logic queen because of her looks? 😜

  • mhague@lemmy.world
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    I’d take the $1000 and then pay someone $100 to tell me I’m beautiful.

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      I’ll do it for free. You are beautiful.

  • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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    Pay me and find out.

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    Do I get paid $1,000,000 if I’m Ugly²

    ?

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    Sure. Make the check out to, “I know you are, but what am I?”

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    Omg thank you for the money!

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