For $1,000 bucks you can call me slurs for 8-hours straight.
That’s $125/hr. That’s a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I’m not called slurs.
“Most.”
Sorry you have to put up with that crap at all.
I mean, usually it’s me being mean to myself.
“Why’re you hitting yourself?” - as my older brother makes me do so by whipping my arm around…
Anybody offering?
That is the answer I would expect from logic Queen
Are you implying she’s the logic queen because of her looks? 😜
I’d take the $1000 and then pay someone $100 to tell me I’m beautiful.
I’ll do it for free. You are beautiful.
Pay me and find out.
Do I get paid $1,000,000 if I’m Ugly²
?
Sure. Make the check out to, “I know you are, but what am I?”
Omg thank you for the money!






