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Suicidal Sandwich
Anxious Bacon
You’ve got my bet
Depressed pesto. Depresto
Procrastination Tater Tot
Later tater!
Sadness enchilada
Hypervigilance carbonara
Nothing burger
Anti-social asshole yogurt
You really shouldn’t eat asshole yogurt, it’s not hygienic
Need to remember that next when offered
Large penis anxiety your mom
depression ramen
I eat that often.
Loss of Appetite
Good one
Easily Distracted Beer
Nice try, NSA. You’re never getting my dick pics
Anhedonic Sugar Cookie
Suicidal Snickers
You should have had a…oh wait.








