You get transported into the Star Trek universe.
But
You will be transported by the Star Trek transporter.
Is that still you?
Either I’m in the star trek universe or I’m dead and some other smhuck has to live with my choices
Pro… you’re transported to the Star Trek Universe. Con… it’s still year 2025.
Knowing my luck, that means 10% chance of not getting into the Warhammer 40k universe.
So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie…
They all attack you at once
That’s a 90% chance I get to see a better future and a 10% I’m still stuck in hell. Yes please deliver button. I do not want to remain here to see what is coming either way. I will take those odds happily. So very very tired of living in America. I hope we are heading for Star Trek still but we have to go through World War 3 to get there. Might be Dune though.
Pro: You get transported in Star Trek
Con: …. It’s Discovery
Pro: You get transported to the Star Trek universe
Con: It isn’t to ship, or a planet
No. I don’t want to be in either. I’m good here. This is where I am meant to be.
Flip it and I’m in.
You are now a sex serviter for the aristocracy. All your holes are permanently pried open.
🤤
I wanna bang on the holodeck. Smash that button.
You have sex on the holodeck of the Eldari ship till you go raw. They don’t stop.
I would give my best Matt Damon in Interstellar “… that’s the best chance I have had in years.” And then smash my face jnto the button as hard as I could.
way too vague. expect the Star Trek transport to put you in the vacuum of space to die a horrible death
Or you’re a Klingon and your sudden arrival was seen as dishonourable.
Oh Hell no, I don’t push the button!
It said shifting into the Star Trek universe; it didn’t say anything about time travel or ending up on a planet other than Earth.
The 40k timeline is basically just normal Earth for a few more centuries at least. The Emperor is just out there, somewhere, fucking with shit.
In fact, there would be a golden age on the horizon
Yeah ironically it would probably be better to be in the 40k universe if it was current day.
If when I pressed it it got rid of any remnants of me having been here, like was never born… press it in a second.
So I get transported to a futuristic utopia with Replicators and Holodecks, or I immediately get killed by a Space Marine or whatever.
Either way I don’t have to live in this shithole any more. 🤷♂️ I’m pressing it.
With all the endless war the Imperium is so huge most of the humans probably never saw war and space marines are so rare it’s almost impossible for you to be killed by them.
Even on “safe” planets, the average person is basically a slave doing endless, arduous labor with no concern for their lives or well-being, all under the merciless thumb of Imperial dogma. It’s just a bad place to end up.
So like… No different than here.
That’s literally the point most of it is just hyper reality.
When talking about the Star Trek universe, it’s important to designate both what time and which one.
Before first contact in any universe? No.
Prime universe? Sure.
Kelvin? Sure, why not?
Mirror universe? No.
Totally-not-the-mirror-universe-from-Picard? Fuck no.
You get transported to the Trek prime universe. You come out at Wolf-359, and the Borg approach.
Ever heard any of the Borg complain about being Borg?
I, for one, welcome our new Borg overlords.
Well, fuck. Forgot about that one.
