I try hard not to make fun of people’s appearances. It’s not fair to mock them for their weight or their little mustaches or their ill-fitting camo gear.
But….
These are evil people arriving to do evil things. Sometimes ridicule is the only weapon we can use against them, since violence would only bring more of the same.
So I guess it’s fair to say that these fearsome warriors, hot off their recent and decisively clear victory over anorexia, will pour into Chicago, like beef gravy over pizza, and devour their chosen enemy, no matter how much sweat, panting, and snacks it takes…
Unless their enemy is at the top of more than 2 flights of stairs, of course.
🤣🤣🤣👏👏 just, bravo.
Same. I used to be overweight (though not as much as they are), and even though I’m fit now, I would never make fun of a random person’s weight - you never know what illness or psych problem they are dealing with.
But in this case I think it’s fair, as 1) soldiers should be fit, and 2) they are here to hurt (or at least intimidate) you, so no reason to be nice to them
These last two paragraphs are poetry
These are evil people arriving to do evil things.
They’re members of the national guard. The typical enlistment period for the National Guard is 8 years. Many would have joined under Biden, and are probably still required to serve out a number of years. If they don’t, then they might have to suddenly pay back the tuition benefits or something. The military, Guard included, isn’t normally something you can just quit if you don’t like how things are going.
ICE employees? That’s another matter. You had to voluntarily join ICE, and many of them have joined in just the last few months. They knew what they were getting into. They’re wearing masks to hide their identities, and all the bad incidents I’ve heard of (people being shot by rubber bullets, being thrown down and injured, etc.) have been ICE not Guard.
Given the usual missions I’ve seen the National Guard deployed for, I would actually give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they are actually good willed people. Which makes the whole situation all the more deplorable and Trump all the more of an evil cunt. Hopefully he gets hoisted by his own petard.
Heavy troops
Meal Team Six reporting for duty!
I thought petey said no fatties allowed
You mean Twinky Pete?
Meal team six.
Update: Meal Team Six also sighted by residents of Chicago suburbs
Maybe Pete Hegseth had a point?
Is this ai or nah. Do they train in the military? Genuine curious.
This is General Gronewold from the Oregon National Guard.
https://substack.com/@thedangerousones/note/c-164243455?r=52ig94
This needs to be higher up!
People need to know that the real military is not siding with these shart shirts.
I was really sure that some of them would have the balls to do what’s right. This gives me a little bit of hope
They’re eating the immigrants!
Oh how the turn tables.
Gravy Seals.
two legendsMeal team six
If they ever go abroad, it’ll be SAS - Steak And Sauce
I don’t understand how they passed their pt tests?
AFT (Army Feast Test)
on second thought, we can totally take em.
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They’re not sending their best, but some I assume are trained soldiers.
Just start leaving hot dogs and Italian beefs laying around.
That won’t be enough, soon they’ll be equipped with segways
Go in the grass.
Stop commenting on their shapes! The true cynical issue here is Divide and Conquer.
Why don’t they deploy national gaurds who are from Chicago?
I’m sure there plenty of military servicemen whose origin and families from Chicago itself, that if they really cared about protecting the Chicago community.They bring people from the most opposite polictical spectrum, from opposite views and concerns of Chigaco residents, from opposite far states to police and arrest folks they have the least connections to, to obey orders and terrorize residents without any objection or understanding!
I think part of the point isn’t so much to dunk on these dudes specifically (although they’re not great people for choosing to actually go so I don’t feel bad for them) but rather to point out that not even a week ago Hegseth was yapping about the “ideal soldier” to a room full of men who are way more knowledgeable and qualified than he is. Meanwhile the only folks that seem to wanna actually do this shit in Chicago are less than ideal specimens by Hegseth own fucked standards.
So they’re doing another thing from High Castle, great…
Same reason China didn’t deploy Beijing troops to handle the students back in the day…
Reserves, they been reservin’
How in the fuck did these guys pass a PT test?
Didn’t Trump and Hegseth just call the generals together to rant about fat officers? Why did they immediatly mobilize fat soldiers then, that’s worse.
That is of course in addition to the fact that deploying them on US soil with no foreign enemies is plainly unconstitutional.
