In addition to what others have said, Spidey grabs the web in his hand after he shoots it. He’s not actually swinging by his wrists, he’s holding it like we would hold a rope.
Also, calling himself SpiderTeen would weaken his secret identity, as that’s a much smaller percentage of the population. Especially when he gets older and starts calling himself Spiderman, his enemies could easily do the math and start searching for people around that age.
Just shooting webs out of his wrists isn’t enough to make you stop and think this is a pile of unrealistic horseshit?
Iron Man got turned into a tin can of cranberry sauce the first time he cratered the Mark I.
Bruce Banner needs to eat insane quantities of food and basically perform organic cold fusion to extract the energy required to increase his mass. Shrinking back down to human size annihilates the entire city he’s in with the release of energy.
When Ant-Man grows to giant size, a breeze would blow him away.
Thor’s hammer Mjolnir punches a hole through the earth every time he sets it down.
You just gotta let some stuff slide.
When Ant-Man grows to giant size, a breeze would blow him away.
Wait what? Is that canon? I only watched the movies. Growing in size but not increasing your mass proportionally sounds like a shitty super power because you would probably still punch like a normal human.
If we’re trying to be realistic about it, all this mass needs to come from somewhere.
He’s supposed to be super-strong.
And durable.
The Amazing Tupperware
Well, Spiderman was created in the 1940s. And he was a teenager then. Lets call it in the middle and say he was born in 1925.
He’s 100 this year. Spider Teen just doesn’t fit.
Then again, Bart Simpson is always 10 years old. Which means, right now he was born in 2015. But he also walked on top of the original World Trade Center.
Let that shit fuck with your brain.
If any element of the Marvel universe respected the laws of physics, it would break the rest of the franchise.
This one ain’t no teen.
Spiderlad.
As others have mentioned he does have super strength but i would argue thats not the whole of the story. He is usually moving with the web not being tugged in random directions so the force would be similar to swinging on a rope swing, which many normal people do without breaking their wrists. The tugging would be more likely to dislocate or rip off rather than break. Most broken wrists occur from bad angles of the force or from landing on the wrist, not from a tugging or swinging motion.
My anecdote to contribute is i once had a rope wrapped around a solid object in a lake. The other end was loosely looped around my wrist while i was on a pontoon boat. The driver was backing up so we could do some measuring and i ran out of rope, it damm near pulled me off the boat but my wrist not only stopped the pontoon but kept it in place against the motor breifly without breaking. Its all about the angle of the force.
