There was an old Canadian show called Reaper or something. Funny scene where an employee spends their 15 min break watching her boss losing it as he paces around his car in the distance.
“What’s his problem?”
“I put a note on his windshield saying ‘Sorry I hit you car’ and I’ve just been watching.”
Pregnant?! In this economy?
It’s more likely than you think.
Another W for faithful, taken men. 😅
Jokes on them. Poly guy with a vasectomy.
If it came down to it, I’ll take a DNA test if you want, but there isn’t a lot of doubt in the outcome.
And every time Satan confirms they’re not there under his bed, Satan congratulates himself on a wise employment choice. God is so fucked, lol
That is some proper xkcd black hat guy shit.
You’ll need to be a lot more specific. The note could be from literally anyone.
So how many buns have you put in the oven at once?




