I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
Update: I found it behind the freezer in my basement, must have fallen behind there while I was changing for work. Unfortunately I already applied for replacements of all the cards inside, but there was $45 cash inside so that’s neat
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I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.
The same could have happened to YOU.
Should’ve had grapes
Have you checked the last place you look yet?
I like to keep searching for something after I found it so that this statement isn’t true. My wallet was actually at the third to last place I looked.
gnomes are holding it ransom until you right the wrong you committed against them
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If you find it, can you also check for the remote control of my fan?
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Are you walking funny … ?
Prison wallet gang!
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Somewhere special that you’ve never put it before, so you wouldn’t forget where it was
Check your laundry. And places where you might set things down when moving laundry around.
Did you leave it in your car?
Try the couch cushions
JD Vance: “It’s not there. I was poking around and didn’t find it.”
Whelp, time to burn that couch.
Slid between the bed and the wall.
By the shitter?
I’ve found my wallet is often where I first looked, just covered in other junk so I didn’t see it. Also, if you drive, check the crack between the seat and the door. Hope that helps!
Mine once fell out of my pants while I was sitting at my office chair. It ended up perched on the bar that connects the seat back the seat bottom. There is a 3 inch gap between the back and the bottom otherwise. It took me a week to find it, and right before i was about to cancel everything. I only found it because i bumped the chair and it jiggled free.
Did you leave it in your other pants/purse/jacket?
