Norway should have been Chile with oil. Long, thin, mountainous, derpy language all their neighbours make fun of. Fish.
I’ve always thought of Romania as the Alabama of the EU. It’s teen mom central. Also the most homophobic country in the EU (roughly 75%) and 85% religious.
I’m having a stroke off
Giggety
A tiny US and three Cubas, explains a lot.

Your Antarctica is currently colder than usual with 34°C, but that is far from the original, defining cold.
does this antarctica have bears? I have questions
Nope. Just Penguins.
are you taking emigration applications? I hear penguins are crunchy and good in sauce
Is Sweden marked as Florida because of the death metal scene ?
Exactly. Although I never heard about Florida death metal. Neither swedish. South sweden somehow reminded about Florida shape.
Is that a not a single motherfucking Brazil reference?Derp, I’m colorblind and didn’t notice it
I’m not colourblind and also didn’t notice
Chupalo Costa Rica, Panamá Número Uno
is denmark really european california? we had some pretty chill danish exchange students and i wouldn’t mind emigrating, well, anywhere at this point. i just have some strict legal requirements unfortunately that it looks like germany fits.




