If he’s admitting to having something minor, then he must be at death’s door…
Wouldn’t it be ironic if Biden outlives him?

lol that can’t be real
My neighbor said this about Biden about a year ago. Our kids are friends, and they are very nice people. It’s the only time something remotely political has come up between us. Ever since then, I have made extra sure to not broach politics around her, because I’m pretty sure her views are extraordinarily stupid and if I hear anymore I will respect her a lot less. I kind of laughed it off at the time, but I’m pretty sure she was being serious. Her and her husband are both Church going folk and the husband is a cop, so I’m pretty sure I know where they lie on the political spectrum. Imo ifyou’re willing to believe there’s an invisible man in the sky that’s going to solve all your problems, I guess all these conspiracy theories are easier to believe.
I was thinking “wtf are you doing giving them the mental space to be complete psychopaths” and then “the husband is a cop”… so yeah, maybe don’t show your hand to those chucklefucks. Slowly backing away is the safer choice.
I was hoping Carter would have, I’ll take Biden though.
President Vance, with a tactical hamberder, in a furniture store.
Release the IKEA list!
Isn’t this a sign of heart failure?
What heart?
Chest Void Failure
I can’t wait for the signs of heart failed
Team Hamberder for the point:
The exam found Trump, who is 79, has chronic venous insufficiency. The condition happens when an individual’s leg veins struggle to pump blood back to the heart, causing blood to pool, according to The Cleveland Clinic.
Leavitt said there was no evidence of deep vein thrombosis, which is a blood clot, or arterial disease, which can include blockages.
So what we can gather from prior statements from Leavitt, there is plenty of evidence of deep vein thrombosis, with blockages.
Is that why the stock market is up today?
The exam found Trump, 79, has chronic venous insufficiency.
As someone who has been treated for this, I can confidently say bullshit. His ankles are swollen like he got them beaten and broken with a crow bar for not paying his debts.
My professional medical diagnosis is he has demon legs with no knees.
Source: making it up but I’m right.
The doctor says he’s fit as a horse
…at a glue factory

The cow in that logo is too damn smug
What do you mean you’re at glue?
yeah I thought his doctor said he never saw an athlete like him, that he could do a marathon or a superbowl, and he is almost 7ft and 220lbs of muscle, or something?
He almost certainly has something worse if this is what he’s admitting to.
The doomsday clock just gained a second or two
What do you mean venous insufficiency? Die fuhrer has the most sufficient veins anyone has ever seen! In fact, they operate at 150% more efficient than the healthiest athlete!
I love that the first indisputable evidence that Trump has a heart arrived at the same time as the evidence that it is malfunctioning.
The malfunctioning is apt.
I wonder why we aren’t getting the typical bullshit fluff piece this time.
the official report is that he has a common treatable disease? so that means he is hours away from spontaneously composting, right?
i think he’s already partially compost.
Is it bad that I got a lil excited reading this headline
are you giddy because an elderly man is reaching the end of his earthly time, or because the most deranged pedophilic fascist will finally do one thing that makes the world a better place?
No just makes ya a tad bit sadistic. I ain’t one to criticize, I want expand Charlie Kirks too small face with a jack knife.
You know what… Take away everything Trump has done, take away the alleged assassination attempt, the health issues all of it.
THE MAN IS 80!!! He’s too fucking old to be working any job let alone president of the United States!!!
Just fucking retire!
I forgot about the Epstein list











