oh you don’t know oranges. It may be a generic name but they have a very specific set of skills lol
Dog owners:
- What a beautiful dog
- His name is mister leopold dogus the third, I bought from the only breeder on north hemisphere and it cost me 168k dolars
Cat owners:
- What a cute cat
- it followed me home from the trash bins, i cal him cat
I’ll care about cat breeds when my cat starts showing that she cares about anything.
We have a big, white, mixed breed dog. People ask us all the time if she’s a Great Pyrenees, an English Cream, or what have you. She’s a dog. 100% pure dog.
That’s the best kind of dog.
We had a farmyard crossed dog that lived for almost 17 years I called him a car-puk-eh because of his lifelong affliction with motion sickness.
Used to work at an animal shelter, and I can count on one hand the number of cats we’d ever had that were anything other than “D(S/L)H (color and pattern)” or “(pattern) Siamese”
Good! That means not too many breeders are interested in fucking up their health for the sake of some stupid feature.
Enough are though. Those poor munchkins are supper popular. And rag doll cats are bred to be almost idiots because some assholes thought it was cutentonhave a breed whose most distinct behave is flooping stupidly on the floor
What’s D, S, L and H?
Domestic Short/Long Hair
I used to know a woman who would make up names like “North American yodel-hound” or “white-toed chipmunk dog” as the breed for her dogs.
I had an African giant bassist hound
Are they available for jam sessions?
My mother has been searching for one of those since her first run in with one the 70s.
❤️🐶
You could put 20 cats in front of me and put a gun to my head and I couldn’t name a single one.
Not even Garfield?
Is that Jambo?
jschlatt
I have never had my eskie mistaken for a husky, it’s always either a Pomeranian or a Samoyed.
That being said I do also have an orange braincell, a void, a tortie and a good girl.
I’ve had a ragdoll, a bengal, and a bunch of "American Shorthair"s.
My friend has a munchkin void. It can go from purr to hiss in a fraction of a second.
That sounds like my mum’s cat. She was a feral, left on the doorstep of the pub.
She’ll hiss and growl at everything, but you just distract her with a toy, then it’s all purrs and snuggles.She has a weird obsession with licking faces, which evolved from biting faces.
As someone who prefers licks, this is good progress
nah, that’s a pomeranian spitz
that cat literally looks exactly the same as mine what
not all dog owners
How far we’ve come (fallen?) from the days of alt.tasteless trolling rec.pets.cats.
I’ve met far too many people who either subscribed or would have subscribed to Cat Fancy.
Different dog breeds were bred to have specific uses though
