• Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world
    2·
    23 days ago

    Pennywise sold his operation to a private equity firm which eliminated the use of balloons, opting instead to utilize permanent arrow indicators, saving approximately $0.03 on every child murder.

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    1·
    23 days ago

    Come on Georgy just come to the drain, follow the phone on a string with the subway surfers on it. We have skibbity toilet Georgy,

    NO, NO DAMIT Georgey not the shiny nickle on the side walk!!!

    Nicklewise. (Because pennys aint being made no more)