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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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    This just proves that Google’s AI is a cut above the rest!

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      Saved that for later!

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        All 3 pixels?

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    My wife is going to stab me

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    Google’s new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

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    Who wouldn’t love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

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    🤔 have you considered a… New set of knives?

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      No I haven’t, that’s a good suggestion though.

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    I may get some flak for this, but might I suggest a fork

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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      Or possibly ten thousand spoons.

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        But only if all they need is a knife.

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    You can’t give me back what you’ve taken
    But you can give me something that’s almost as good
    An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.

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    Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

    As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize’s a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

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      ABC. Always Be Closing.

      A - set of steak knives

      B - set of steak knives

      C - set of steak knives

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    I’ve been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.

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    … a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives…

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    You can’t go wrong with your dick in a box.

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    When I read that, in my head it’s spoken to the music of “revolution number 9” by the Beatles.

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      I don’t know how I haven’t heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.

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        It’s experimental. I think if you listen to take 20 you’ll see how they got there.

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      New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife…

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      For me it was Another Idea by Marc Rebillet.

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