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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

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7 for me

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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    I can’t find my hat and night shirt…

    • Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works
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      https://youtu.be/VFOqlan_fQI

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    I fixed the image for you

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      Fixed it more better

      Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works

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      • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works
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        Bonus point for cropped caption!

    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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      Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.

  • panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

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      neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)

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        You’re just afraid she’ll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.

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      100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess

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        if it works it’s not stupid

      • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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        Has he tried a pregnancy pillow

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      I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.

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    20

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    20 for as long as I can remember, and i’m convinced it’s the best by far

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      for as long as I can remember

      Wow, even when you were kid? Or teenager? I grew up in small appartment so I can’t imagine that.

      And afterwards were you always living alone?

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        even when you were kid? Or teenager? not 100% sure but started age 12 or so (but it’s guessing, been a while). I’ve never been living completely alone

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    20 is the way

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    I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it’s hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it’s not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.

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      This is poetry

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    1. Been 20 for years. Wont change
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    People who say 20, I’m not judging you but I just can’t imagine that

    • I grew up in small (tiny) appartment with my parrents and sharing room with my siblings
    • Then on college living in a room with 2 other people
    • Then renting an appartment with other people
    • Then owning an appartment with my gf
    • Then having kids

    Besides that small window of having an appartment just for me and my gf, I just can’t imagine sleeping naked

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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      I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.

      Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.

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        Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.

        Yeah I guess that helps :) I’m pretty shy, I don’t want anyone besides my wife to see my ding-a-ling

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          Come on, live a little, show some ding-a-ling.

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      So I am a 20, but I agree I didn’t start until we got our own place. Now I’m 20 all the time or 19 if I have my period. My husband has been an 18 since I met him

      *Edited to add: we are DINKWADS.

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      What difference does most of that make? Sharing a room with others, sure. But I don’t walk around the house hanging dong just because I sleep in the buff. I put on some pj pants and a shirt, at minimum, to leave the room. My roommates have never cared what i slept in as long as it didn’t flash them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

      My wife and I have our own room. I have a door, it is shut at night while I’m asleep and doesn’t open again until I get dressed in the morning. If you open it in that time and see penis and scrote or hairy ass cheeks, that’s on you. I don’t care if you’re a roommate asking me a question, a 6 year old that had a nightmare, or a fireman saving my life. You know what you risked when you turned the knob. If you give me a second of heads up or wake me and then wait for a sec, I’ll put on something. But I’m not sleeping in twisted up boxers with sweaty nuts sticking to my legs to make life more comfortable and convenient for everyone else in the house.

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    I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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    1 (plus socks):

    Also, who’s out there doing 10 or 15? I need answers.

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      I prefer 20, but sometimes I’ll read on my phone in bed as 10, then accidentally fall asleep.

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    Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.

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      Donald Duck

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        you got me there

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      I mean ive never tried it. Perhaps theyre onto something?

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    20 since I was like 9 or 10.

    Evidently it’s a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

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      Not just a German thing. Same for our family in Canada. I think it’s a, not made to feel ashamed of a naked body thing.

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    I hate sleeping with a shirt on.

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