lowers gun and shoots you in the back
“Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”
I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.
“Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”
Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠
So a Goku cake?
In case you aren’t aware, both comments are referencing an old Youtube parody animation about Dragonball Z called “Dragonzball PeePee”.
Edit: rewatching it, it’s still pretty funny but does toss out a casual “bundle of sticks” and a lazy gay joke. So there’s your “old media warning”.
Fuck you
Legit thought this was to me personally for a second and I was like “What did I do?!”
Fuk u
Kill me now and you’ll never learn how to get deez…
(Gets killed anyways)
Killer: “dEeZ nUtS HaR hAr”
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice
I don’t want to be a vegetable
“‘Have a gun pointing to my head.’ Checked.”
“Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”
Then I’d immediately be killed trying to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick
Alright, this better blow my mind.
"What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?
Ah you know what I’ll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code’s easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Theres also the bitcoin wallet app I use, same exact code except with an added one one at the end, the app is literally just called crypto it’s got a blue icon with a spiky white logo. Good ol’ phone code. But at least now I’ve bought enough time for POCKET SAND!"
I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.
Your mom.
I try to improve myself every day.
But I can never achieve this level of genius. The answer is so obvious now!
“I just want you to understand… These edibles ain’t shit.”
