The appliance that elicits anger and frustrated at it’s mere sight. The treacherous device that never worked right.

  • zxqwas@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    44
    ·
    3 months ago

    Microwaves are allowed one proud “ding” or three “beep” before they are on my hate-list.

    • PoorYorick@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      33
      ·
      3 months ago

      My microwave has an un-interuptable 6 shrill beeps, that then repeat if the door is not opened in 10 seconds. There is no mute option, and it can be heard everywhere in the house. I have seriously considered just ripping the speaker out of it. It is, without a doubt, the appliance I hate most in my house.

      • einlander@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        3 months ago

        Open the door to your microwave and see if it has instructions for written on its body. Mine has a secondary menu where you can turn it off.

        • PoorYorick@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          9
          ·
          3 months ago

          Checked there and searched online for any demo modes/ testing codes that would allow me to mute it. Evidently, a lot of folks online absolutely hate my microwave as well, because no one can mute it. That said, the community of microwave haters has provided me with instructions to rip out the speaker if I choose to silence the wailing banshee for good.

          • proudblond@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            3 months ago

            Mine is not nearly as bad as yours, but it is loud and doesn’t stop beeping when you open the door, just continues until its preprogrammed three loud beeps are over. I muted it when my kids were babies and have never looked back. I think a lot of people worry about muting their microwave because they think they won’t hear when it’s done or something. I’m here to tell you that you won’t miss it. Go forth and rip that speaker out with no regrets.

          • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            3 months ago

            One thing you can do if you’re not fully prepared to remove the speaker is to cover it with several layers of tape. It will muffle the sound and is somewhat reversible

      • Thunderbird4@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        3 months ago

        Sounds like mine. Shrill beeps that can’t be cancelled, muted, or interrupted, although I think mine is 30 seconds before the reminder beeps.

        My favorite part, though? It beeps when you open the door. Like, just as a sound effect. I, the user, your god and your master, am the one who opened your door. There is no status to notify me of, there is no input to confirm. It’s just useless racket that can’t be eliminated without hardware modification.

    • JayleneSlide@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      3 months ago

      Microwaves are the penultimate Norman Object (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Design_of_Everyday_Things). They could have a standardized UI (cue up obligatory XKCD “Standards”). Instead, every manufacturer does it differently and usually in obscure, unintuitive fashion, often differently from the same manufacturer. Do you enter the time or power setting first? Oh wait, pressing a number launches it straight into running. That part that looks like a door handle is not how one actually opens the door; press the door button first. So. Much. Hate.

      • Cid Vicious@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        3 months ago

        You know, the worst part is, they intentionally make the interface shittier on the cheap ones. I’m very convinced of this.

    • Glitterbomb@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      3 months ago

      I have a similar short fuse for microwaves but for the +30 seconds button. If the microwave doesn’t have this it should get tossed in the nearest dumpster. The +30 seconds button is the pinnacle of human achievement.

    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      3 months ago

      My microwave thinks it’s a regular oven and keeps beeping if you don’t open the door. It doesn’t seem to understand it has stopped on its own and can shut the fuck up now.

    • Oaksey@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      3 months ago

      And any remaining time on the cooking timer should automatically clear after say 10 minutes. Too many people that love leaving a few seconds remaining when retrieving their food. Then the remaining time stays there forever until someone comes along and clears it.