Nay. The cats have acquired you.

This is how I got mine. I had just my one cat for a couple years then one day a new momma shows up on my front steps and informs me that I have a new owner.

Eventually ended up with her and two of her second litter and they’re all lazily asleep on my couch while my first girl is on my her bed and will give me stink eye if I go in before my approved bedtime.

You have been chosen by the CDS.

The cat distribution system at work.

This cat: ok kids today we learn the most essential part of cat code. We own this place.

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