Two members of Elon Musk’s DOGE have been given accounts on classified networks that hold highly guarded details about America’s nuclear weapons, two independent sources tell NPR.
Luke Farritor, a 23-year-old former SpaceX intern, and Adam Ramada, a Miami-based venture capitalist, have had accounts on the computer systems for at least two weeks, according to the sources who also have access to the networks.
Prior to their work at DOGE, neither Farritor nor Ramada appear to have had experience with either nuclear weapons or handling classified information.
When Putin meets the rest of the KGB in hell they’re not going to believe how he did this.
“So you just convinced them to elect an idiot and they folded? And they don’t even care that you did it?!”
One country clearly is in control of the president and all the “smart” people look past the damning evidence and point to Russia. You’ve been duped and they couldn’t be happier.
What?
Stop acting like he was fairly elected
he was, but a ton of money was spent convincing the voters who to elect
Better grab them and lock them up before they disseminate the stuff
It’s waaaay too late for that.
They’re sending stuff directly to Russia via starlink, almost instantly after gaining access to networks. In at least one case someone with an IP in Russia tried to log in to one of the newly created DOGE accounts, with the real credentials.
…neither Farritor nor Ramada appear to have had experience with… nuclear weapons…
This seems like a step in the direction of getting us all some experience with nuclear weapons. Thank you, Department Of Getting Evaporated!
The age of “meritocracy”…
And with the amount of incompetence we’ve seen I’m sure it’ll be sometime within the next month that 4chan has access to our nuclear weapons. Good job America, you gave a bunch of internet edgelords like Musk nuclear weapons.
I trust 4chan with nukes more then Musk
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Too late, they’ve already uploaded it all to Russia via Starlink
Well… Nuclear apocalypse is certainly one way to ensure that we won’t need to pay federal income tax any longer.
What could go wrong?
Gee, I always thought we spend way to much money on the nuclear arsenal. Glad doge is there to make cuts.
Can’t wait for my check…
