Sitting on the toilet

Be me.
I’ve started sitting down to pee because it’s cleaner.
Stand up after I’ve finished peeing.
Pull up pants.
Turn around to flush.
There is poop in the toilet.
I forgot that this time I had sat down to poop.

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Good advice, I’m always standing at the urinal when I forget and shit myself 💩
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I sit down when I pee
There’s nothing that crazy about me
I’m just takin a whiz
Mind your own biz
Why’s everybody always staring at me?
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