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I wait until I’m in the car and my wife is trapped with it
The real Dutch oven. No lifting the blanket and running.
You gotta be careful though, if you get inside the car too quickly, the smell will follow you.
She might wonder why you’re meandering outside the car too long.
If a man opens the car door for a woman, either the car or the woman is new.
If you have to hold it in, she’s not the one
Yes, but you can’t sit right away because the smells will puff out.
Gotta walk around the back of the car to give yourself time to air out on your way to the driver’s seat.
If you can’t rip big fat fatties around your date do you really want to be dating them
